Austin meets Alotta

 That makes me angry and when Dr. Evil gets angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset and when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset, people die!

 Is it cold in here?

 The cold war is over. Well, finally those capitalist pigs will pay for their crimes, eh Corporates? Austin, we won. Oh groovy, smashing, yay capitalism

 Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to my underground lair. I have gathered here before me, the worlds dealiest assassins

 I'm going to place him in an easily escapable situation involving an overly elaborate and exotic death

 I like animals, maybe I'll be a vet. An evil vet? No, maybe like work in a petting zoo. An evil petting zoo? You always do that!

 Let me ask you a question..and be honest. Do I make you horny? Randy

 The 'man-man'

 I want chicken, I want liver. Meowmix, meowmix please deliver

 Austin Powers...danger's my middle name

 I think you're shagadelic baby. You're switched on, you're smashing

 Smashing baby!

 The Swedish penis enlarger

 Austin meets Vanessa for the first time

 Yeah baby yeah!

 Another yeah baby

 I won't bite....hard

 Au contraire baby

 Danger's my middle name

 Ladies and gentleman, welcome to my underground lair

 I'm just trying to get a rise out of you, that's all. For shits and giggles

 Oh groovy baby..yeah!

 This sort of thing ain't my bag baby

 Throw me a frickin' bone here

 I have to save the world

 I'm sorry baby, I didn't know it was your turn

 Oh behave

 Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots?

 It's my happening baby and it freaks me out

 I've got you now Dr. Evil

 Stage 2. Warm liquid goo phase beginning

 Warm liquid goo phase complete

 Are you mad?

 Let this be a reminder to you all that this organisation will not tolerate failure

 Why don't we go in the back and shag

 Do I make you horny?

 Shall we shag now, or shall we shag later?

 Jesus Christ boy, what did you eat??

Very shagadelic

 If that is a woman, then it does look like she was beaten with an ugly stick

 I shagged her rotten baby, yeah!

 It's freedom baby, yeah!

 Now, Mr. Evil. Dr. Evil! I didn't spend 6 years at evil medical school to be called Mr. Thank you very much

 Throw me a frickin' bone here. I'm the boss. I need the info

 How dare you break wind before me. I'm sorry baby, I didn't know it was your turn